Living in Kuwait

I was busy doing the shopping when wild-eyed man came scurrying down the isle.

"May I help you, Sir" asked an eager shop assistant.

"I've lost my wife." said the man.

"No problem, sir.  I'll find you another." said the wise-cracking shop assistant.

I burst out laughing.

The man turned and looked expectantly at me.

"That sounds like a very good idea." he said.

Then his gaze slid down to my heaving trolley.

"On second thoughts." he said "Maybe I'll just find the old one.  It will probably be cheaper."

Cheeky bugger!